Party Game Enthusiast Gifts

Playing game on Cow.

Bobbing for Clogged Drains,

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Pin the fish on the bull.

"Made a crop circle? Abducted an Earthling? Probed a..."

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

"I never saw that. You ain't pinning that on me, copper!"

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

Awkward Birthday Moments in the Bible

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Cow limbos under electric fence.

"I never lose at musical chairs."

"You've got a really mean streak, not telling him that everyone went home ages ago..."

Porcupine birthdays

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'Next, to Fargo, for the exciting World Championship of Musical Chairs!'

Inventive Uses of Halo

Charades: Hitler?

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

Blind, blind man's buff.

"Who you calling a candyass?"

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Spin the Noodle"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."