Party Game Fan Gifts

"It's cheese! It's always #$*! cheese!"

Awkward birthday moments in the Bible

"I'm too small to bob for apples so I brought a friend."

Cow Pinatas

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peel poker.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"welcome man cave."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

I want to hold your hand

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

Covid pinata

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

Proctologists' Office Party Games

The rest of the herd were not amused.

Bad Halloween party games #7: Bobbing for Lobsters

'I refuse to kiss this guy's ass.'

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

"Well? Have I hit it yet?"

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

"Die alone"

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