Party Game Player Gifts

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

"Anybody feel like arm-wrestling for shots?"

"Remember, pretend it's the patriarchy."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Cow Pinatas

Party Animals.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Green Balloon

"Marco ..."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

All dressed up and no place to go

Peel poker.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"welcome man cave."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle