Party Game Player T-Shirts

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

"Anybody feel like arm-wrestling for shots?"

"Remember, pretend it's the patriarchy."

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Marco ..."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"welcome man cave."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'Malty tasking.'