Party Gamer Gifts

"Give up the goods or I'll beat it outta ya!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Cow Pinatas

Party Animals.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

Peel poker.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"welcome man cave."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'