Game And Drink Fan Gifts

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

"Your shout!"

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

Whack A Soul.

Jenga!!!

Limbo Day at the Palace

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

Chess Halloween

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

Doctor in office exam room with patient, getting ready to do a knee reflex test. On the wall next to him is a strong man test to see how hard he hits the patient's knee.

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

That silly dog spends HOURS chasing that little ball!

"It's cheese! It's always #$*! cheese!"

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Herb knew that his only chance was to get the guy drunk, and then make a break for it.

"I warned you not to play snooker with Monty."

'Yesterday, I've lost my best buddy...'

'It's not fair - he's better equipped for triangulation!'

'Are my feet anywhere near the oche yet?'

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

'Trevor? Yes, he's in the Red Lion.'