Drinking Game Aficionado Gifts

On weekends when they were in the mood to party, the young cats would do power shots of mice.

"Your shout!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'The King of what?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."