Bar Game Aficionado Gifts

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'I've told you about talking when I'm taking my shot!'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Quiz Night...

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Last Chance For Reality

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Your shout!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'How about a nice saloon?'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Raw Piano Bar

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!