Bar Game Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Quiz Night...

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'The usual, Mr, H'

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

"Well, thank you, I'd love to. Are the Himalayas far?"