Bar Games Gifts

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'Apparently it has anti-cheating software installed.'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

Quiz Night...

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

'Yesterday, I've lost my best buddy...'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's one of those things you always see an alpha male do: Stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls … sizing up his shot, like he's secretly a geometric wizard who's about to make the whole world line up the way he wants it to with just one whack. Or maybe I should take up darts, where I myself become an extension of the missile I'm launching. Any sport in the bar family works.

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

Frog snooker...

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Man using telescope to play darts.

'Poker? No, but I did once make the final table at the 'World Series of Go Fish.'

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

'It's the only way Ernie can get a ‘hole-in-one'.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'Hey, Mike. Come here a minute.'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'I'm Sorry.'

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'I've told you about talking when I'm taking my shot!'

'Marigold gets on awfully well with the locals.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."