Bar Game Master Gifts

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Quiz Night...

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

I'm going out for a while. Keep an eye on things.

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."

'You've had enough!'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'For the last time, how Club Tropicana makes a profit if the drinks are free isn't your problem.'

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

Party games.