Drinking Game Master Gifts

'Jason and the vodkasnorts'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Peel poker.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

"Your shout!"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Trojan Chess

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"I'll bet you can't fly the ship over that fence, do a backwards loop-de-loop, then a barrel roll."

Limbo Day at the Palace

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Rock, paper, scissors

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Derren Brown

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Party games.

"Shaketh."