Drinking Games Gifts

"I win. I win."

Every time you hear the word 'unprecedented' take a drink

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"See? I told you it would be more fun settling our differences over a few drinks."

'Granted, it's not a traditional sport, but I was hoping a party school might offer athletic scholarships for beer pong.'

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"I warned you not to play snooker with Monty."

'Kelvin underestimated the fallout the naked drinking games team building exercise would have on his future.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Peel poker.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I'll bet you can't fly the ship over that fence, do a backwards loop-de-loop, then a barrel roll."

"Tight Fit"

'Let's go somewhere else, there's nowhere to collapse in here'

Credit Crunch Punch.

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'

Beerboarding 101

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

Rules for the next presidential debate drinking game.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Jason and the vodkasnorts'

'Yeah, I know the difference between lawyers and ticks. Ticks fall off when you die'

'Fishing just got a lot more fun, now that I drink a beer for every fish I don't catch.'

They stayed up all night, listening to national public radio and drinking a shot each time they heard the word 'unilateral',

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Nope. That's seventies. Rule was first person to leave the nineties buys the next round."

Hey, could you guys take a short break? Bob's gotta make a beer run.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Old frat boys.

To absent friends. Yours or mine?

Lance, is that real beer or is it from the prop department? It's from the prop department. However, I should point out that out property master's devotion to realism is unparalleled in the comic strip industry.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"It was his turn to bring mead, and he didn't bring mead."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'