Drinking Game Veteran Gifts

"We really shouldn't have based our drinking game on mentions of 'difficult circumstances'..."

Happy Hour

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The King of what?'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"Your shout!"

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"I'll bet you can't fly the ship over that fence, do a backwards loop-de-loop, then a barrel roll."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'