Drinking Game Veteran T-Shirts

"We really shouldn't have based our drinking game on mentions of 'difficult circumstances'..."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Happy Hour

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Peel poker.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'The King of what?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"Your shout!"

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"I'll bet you can't fly the ship over that fence, do a backwards loop-de-loop, then a barrel roll."