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"What do you mean, 'can I have another bottle of pop'?... It's your round!"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

On holiday.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I love these off-site business meetings."