Drink Round Enthusiast Pillows

"What do you mean, 'can I have another bottle of pop'?... It's your round!"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

On holiday.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Espresso Martini Peacock