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"Does it still count as a party if you didn't get p*ssed and throw up in the ficus plant?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Party Animals.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Green Balloon

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

A man looks up at the earth

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

All dressed up and no place to go

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."