Drinks Party Enthusiast Gifts

"Does it still count as a party if you didn't get p*ssed and throw up in the ficus plant?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Party Animals.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

Green Balloon

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

The Streets - Night

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."