Drinks Enthusiast Gifts

Rehab, Pre-Hab.

'The drinks cabinet is empty!'

Jittery businessman at bar: 'Oh, the job has some stress, but seem it doesn't fortunately to be me affecting.'

'You've had enough.' 'Your face is looking blurred.'

"I had a 10-hour flight with a hangover in Frankfurt."

"Sorry, buddy. We've run out of longer straws."

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

The drinks were expensive, but at least the nuts were complimentary.

'I'm afraid his memory's going, now he can't remember the combination of the drinks cabinet!'

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'

"I need a man transplant."

'I don't know -- this looks like a pretty rough place.'

'Was it Drink Related?'

A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".

"Mrs Dumpty? We've found your husband, smashed again."

'Guess where I've been.'

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Make it a double, Al. It's been hell in Toyland."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The Alpha Seltzer

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'