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'I made you a layer cake.'

'Sometimes I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day -- but I wouldn't list it under 'career goals.'

"How interesting I've never met an underachiever before."

"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"

"Fancy going clubbing ?"

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

'Your twitter followers are mostly college kids who like to party. Are you sure you want to tweet early Sunday morning?'

Drunk night out.

The party finally ended

'I don't mind you circulating among the ladies but don't get stopping.'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

'Humans age the same way we do, every year is equal to seven years. I know this because Timmy has had a family birthday party, an extended family birthday party, a friend birthday party...

'Don't worry dear. This is diet coke.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

I don't believe in enacting my New Year's resolutions until Chinese New Year ... and I have no idea when that is

"That was a hell of a party, I can't remember anything"

'Hi, I'm a hedge fund manager.'

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'You've got a double chin in this one Marjorie.'

"No, I'm not trying to make you jealous. I really want to sleep with this guy."

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

"To the weekend! ...And another successful transformation from 'Functional' to 'Raging!'"

Birthday Cake Burnouts

'Why didn't you have one of your headaches like you do every night at THIS time?'

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

Limbo Champ Exit

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Return from a Suburban Party

"I'm ignoring him because I took his ex's side in the breakup."

Adam and Eve do apple bobbing with evil snake.

"His volumes speak silences."

"I put the bird to bed - let's party."

"You're not one of those guys who are afraid of intimacy, are you?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."