Life Of The Party Enthusiast T-Shirts

Shadow Party

"He's the life and body of the party"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Cow Pinatas

Party Animals.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Green Balloon

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Canape?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

All dressed up and no place to go

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'