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"So it wasn't a typo on your profile... You really are a 'big pitcher' kind of guy."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Homo Gamus

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Peel poker.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Prawn Amend

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."