Drinking Game Guru Prints

"So it wasn't a typo on your profile... You really are a 'big pitcher' kind of guy."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Computer games

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Prawn Amend

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.