"So it wasn't a typo on your profile... You really are a 'big pitcher' kind of guy."
Drinking Game Guru Gifts
Got a friend or loved one who’s a champion at party games and knows all the best drinking games? Our collection of humorous and clever products is perfect for the drinking game guru. Whether they’re hosting a game night or just love a good laugh, find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture their spirited personality and knack for turning any gathering into a lively party.
"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."
'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'
Homo Gamus
Balancing two espresso martinis
Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.
'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'
You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!
"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."
'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'
'I'm also fluent in Geek.'
"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"
Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk
"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"
Peel poker.
'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'
Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!
Computer games
What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years
Whack-a-molecule
"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"
'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'
Crane Game. Ball Game.
Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!
"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."
What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!
'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'
Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'
'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'
'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'
"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."
'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'
The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.
Prawn Amend
"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."
Drinking Game Guru Gifts Collection
Drinking Game Guru Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs tailored for the drinking game guru and bring some fun to their daily routine.
Drinking Game Guru Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows that add humor and personality to any lounge area, ideal for the social butterfly.
Drinking Game Guru Prints
Discover prints that capture the essence of party spirit and fun, perfect for decorating the space of your favorite game master.
Drinking Game Guru T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts perfect for the drinking game lover and make their casual outfits stand out.