Drinking Game Enthusiast Gifts

Every time you hear the word 'unprecedented' take a drink

'Kelvin underestimated the fallout the naked drinking games team building exercise would have on his future.'

Herb knew that his only chance was to get the guy drunk, and then make a break for it.

Limbo Day at the Palace

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Peel poker.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'The King of what?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!