Drinking Game Enthusiast Pillows

Every time you hear the word 'unprecedented' take a drink

'Kelvin underestimated the fallout the naked drinking games team building exercise would have on his future.'

Herb knew that his only chance was to get the guy drunk, and then make a break for it.

Limbo Day at the Palace

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'The King of what?'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!