Drinking Game Lover Pillows

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm an atheist!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Your shout!"

Rabbit Punch

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'