Drinking Game Lover Pillows

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Peel poker.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm an atheist!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Whiskey wars

"Your shout!"

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.