Pub Game Enthusiast Gifts

'Yesterday, I've lost my best buddy...'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'

'You darts are all the same! You have one thing and one thing only on your mind.'

'Are my feet anywhere near the oche yet?'

'Marigold gets on awfully well with the locals.'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

"Say what you like about his clown shoes, but they've sure helped his aim."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'