Pub Game Admirer Gifts

'When are you going to get these pockets fixed?'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"You lack spontaniety."

Professional woman in pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

Drunken singers in a public house

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'