Pub Game Player Gifts

'Are my feet behind the line?'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Cold Beers and Skiers

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

'I brew it myself.'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Whack A Soul.

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

Over-reaction Man.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Live soccer today.

REAL ALE for one pint only

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."