Pub Team Player Gifts

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

STRIP *The Fan * Player Transfers

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Whack A Soul.

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Chick Billiard Ball

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Saloon Selectives

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"To be fair - he DID say he was going to rearrange your face...!"

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

'Yesterday, I've lost my best buddy...'

"I warned you not to play snooker with Monty."

'I've found this lump on my testicle, would you like to have a look?'