Pub Worker Gifts

Chick Billiard Ball

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"It feels good to unwind..."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I think we may be related!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I forget to drink."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Surreal ale

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"Just water for me, please."

Barman In Love.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?