Pub Worker Mugs

Chick Billiard Ball

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I forget to drink."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

'The Saxon King' pub

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'You can't come in here with that.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Barman In Love.

Surreal ale

'No Fred, this one is one me!'