Pub Game Player Mugs

'Are my feet behind the line?'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Whack A Soul.

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

Over-reaction Man.

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'I brew it myself.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

REAL ALE for one pint only

Beer Recycling Centre

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."