Pub Games Fan Mugs

TV Darts.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Your shout!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

The Reaper's Arms

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"I feel a draft."

'Beer? Wassat then?'