Pub Games Enthusiast Mugs

'I like you, you've got balls.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

The Reaper's Arms

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"Your shout!"

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"