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'I like you, you've got balls.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Reaper's Arms

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Your shout!"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"I feel a draft."