Pub Staff Gifts

Bouncers kicking punters into each other's pubs.

Counting ribs

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"You owe me five bucks."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beer Stall

City Boy.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Have you seen my dad?"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

The Reaper's Arms