Bar Employee Gifts

Labor Day At The Bar

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Shaken not stirred

Margarita

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'The King of what?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"Do you take dark money?"

"You call this ice?"

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

You have had enough