Bar Employee T-Shirts

Labor Day At The Bar

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Shaken not stirred

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Margarita

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'The King of what?'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Do you take dark money?"

"You call this ice?"

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

You have had enough

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"