Bar Manager Gifts

'Ewe are baa-ed!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Out! - We don't serve your type!'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

"I used to think I was content, but then I realized I was just an underachiever."

'It's been taken care of.'

"Are you the bar's manager? My husband thinks that he might have left his eyes in one of your waitresses' neckline."

'Well I'm not sure, Lady. This place is full of Bums.'

'A margarita, to take out please.'

'Look, buy a drink or shoot someone.'

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Shenanigans Hour 4-7.

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

"Who are you looking at?"

"I hope you realise you've ruined happy hour!"

Creating the old pub atmosphere...

"Hospitality? First time I've heard that word used about the Mad Do boozer."

". . . And wipe off that stupid grin, 'Happy Hour' is over!"

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

"Hey! Why did you turn off the news?"

'For the last time, how Club Tropicana makes a profit if the drinks are free isn't your problem.'

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

"What? Did I say something reasonable?"

"Impossible as it may seem, Fred, the fate of the world depends on this drink and six or seven more just like it."

"You know how to make a painkiller?"

Hey, Happy hour isn't an hour. Happy Hour 6 - 6:30. That's okay. It's not happy, either.

'You've had enough!'

'I'm a failure as a manager and husband.'

'It's a special deal we're only offering our regulars. We bundle your internet, cell phone, and bar tab in one convenient bill.'

I'm going out for a while. Keep an eye on things.

'Think I preferred the Irish barman.'

'Drink up, people. Time to go home.' 'Did that sound like a veiled threat to you?'