Pub Manager Gifts

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

"I was grand fathered in from the previous establishment."

"Who ordered the pub grub...?"

Happy Hour 8-10 p.m., except Tuesday, which is despair night.

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Joe's tired of breaking up fist fights.'

You have had enough

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Shaken not stirred

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

City Boy.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

The Reaper's Arms

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"Have you seen my dad?"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Men's fragrances...

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'