Pub Strategist Gifts

Men discussing tactics of getting a drink from the bar

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Men's fragrances...

Men gossiping

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Professional woman in pub