Pub Personality Gifts

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Beer Stall

"An everything Martini, please."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Men's fragrances...

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Men gossiping

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha