Pub Fanatic Gifts

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"You lack spontaniety."

Professional woman in pub

His & hers towels.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Pint

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"