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'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"You lack spontaniety."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Professional woman in pub

His & hers towels.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Your shout!"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"