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'Trevor? Yes, he's in the Red Lion.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'You can't come in here with that.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"You lack spontaniety."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

His & hers towels.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Professional woman in pub

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).