Pub Promotion Analyst Gifts

'I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Men's fragrances...

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

You have had enough

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Your shout!"

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'