Pub Manager T-Shirts

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

"I was grand fathered in from the previous establishment."

"Who ordered the pub grub...?"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Joe's tired of breaking up fist fights.'

You have had enough

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beer Stall

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Shaken not stirred

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Men's fragrances...

The Reaper's Arms

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I forget to drink."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7